Lady Java


I wanna program like they do at Oracle
Let you through my hotspot
Let you through my firewall

I’m object oriented and I’m ready to browse
…So come into my house and I’ll let you click my mouse

You can download me anywhere
You can get me for free

Java Zone..
Java Zone..

If you say “Voulez vous coucher avec moi”,
I’m up for it if you can write it in Java
From software application to web application
My booty shakes the heap in just in time compilation.

Some people prefer some other languages.
And that’s okay if you’re retarded, I guess.
They can go home with their Dot Net mates
And jerk up to a picture of William Henry Gates

Java Zone..
Java Zone..


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